How to Spot an @$$h0L3
Do it with the Starbucks test:
“The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you’re a huge asshole.”
— Bill Maher
I just want my grande latte warm, unsweetened, with no whipped cream.
